What does Stripe do?

Because half of the fanboys have never even used the product

The TL;DR

Stripe sells payments infrastructure for internet businesses: primarily, they help you bill your customers, process payments, and work with your payment data.

• Accepting payments on the web is a pain in the ass that requires special bank accounts and working with companies with names like SecureNet and Authorize.Net (yikes)

• Stripe gives developers…